he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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