i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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