am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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