i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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