So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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