Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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