She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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