first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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