Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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