Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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