he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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