I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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