My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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