lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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