I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i drank out of a bidet.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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