Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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