if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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