I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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