I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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