Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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