i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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