after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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