Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
