You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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