Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You work out of a Hotel?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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