Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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