Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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