Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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