I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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