I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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