why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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