Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
