Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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