My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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