White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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