16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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