i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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