I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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