Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
