Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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