Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
