i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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