Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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