So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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