we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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