Whod you bang
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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