She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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