The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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