Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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