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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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