Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
When are your genitals available?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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