You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Pappa wants mamma naked
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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