fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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