So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
