real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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