I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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