Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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